In the new year I resolve
To excel in History and Language arts.
To get a hundred points in math.
To understand Ostrogradsky’s theorems.
To learn advanced calculus.
To try to make my own math theorems.
To become a better skier.
To stand on top of Mont Blanc and Mt. Hoverla.
To learn how to fly a radio controlled airplane.
But the biggest thing of all
I pledge to not make my parents mad